They say the early bird catches the worm. So sleep in late, or else a morning person will murder you.
I don’t believe in sex after marriage.
I don’t like when dogs hump things because they’re not even that good looking.
After Careful Consideration, I’ve Decided to Move to the Most Expensive City in the World in Order to Pursue a Dream I Could Pursue Anywhere
Either way, I’m not going to pursue my dream full-time. Recklessly spend my money trying to make a living out of a hobby? No, that would be ridiculous.
